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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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bunneh iz purrtendin 2 be kangawoo
Das beecuz bunneh iz really kangawoo incognito! D8 Spi kangawoo!!
NUUUUUU!!
Iz a berry gud dizgyze!
What’s grey, paints it’s feet yelloe adn hides upside down in custard? A kangawoo. Hab yu eber seen a kangawoo paint its feet yelloe adn hide upside down in custard? No? Dat’s how gud a disgize it is.
It was a lolofant teh nawt sekund tiem Ai heered dat!
Saym heer, but iffen teh bunneh iz a kangawoo in disgize, den maibi teh lolofont woz as well. Dat’d be lolgical, rite?
::hedtrunk::
iz not a ‘roo! Iz a good bunneh praktisin to be a good bownser!
n er giz r bunneh keepz boing & boing & boing
Gro-o-o-o-o-an!
LOLZ! n r g crisis solvded!
LOL!!1! gud wun, serendipity!
n er giz r stokbroker bunneh, on teh obber paw, keepz boeing adn boeing adn boeing.
Ennniwun Lz remember Gerald Mc … Boing …. ? Ai don’t hab a kaopii ennymore, tho.
Yash! Ai do! Gerald McBoing-Boing! Wii used to hab dose kullered kids’ rekurds - Gerald, Teh Chipmunks etc.
Time Warp!!
I don’t bemember him, but someone tolled me that he was used for teh Tinee Tim caracter in Mr Magoo’s Chrissmus Carol.
Which iz, ifinkso, teh best cartoon version uv a CC ever maded.
Boooooooooooo!!!
u r teh suk!
…dat wuz kinda funneh tho acktulay…
Jus fawloh teh baunsing kitteh…
but iz nawt a kitteh :<
-almostes- az kute az a baby kitteh, aifinkso
trooly as kyoot as slitli unkyoot bebekitteh!
Bunneh iz aspi… aspay… reeching fer grater hites!
Iz him tryin yogik flyin?
Aifinksew!
It duz luk lyke it, yes.
Concatshoelaces on ur nawt second, Anni…wehn ai lukked, no 1 had committed yet. Waht wood yew liek 4 sillybrations?
Ai aer goin 2 haz mai dinner soon, so purrhaps a jinnantonik wud be gud, thx.
iz cawld & rainee hear…howz about sum hot choklit wif warm choklit chip possum tales?
Iz cowld heer - rane haz stopped Ai fink, bjut it waz berry wet dis mornin - Ai got soked wen Ai went owt fur teh papur.
Skweeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
*SPLORT*
oops!
Oh noes!
*brings owt teh CCC*
*skoops up teh brayns*
*wash owt wit sparklee waters*
*plases karefulee bak in Ambercat’s hed*
*replases teh hedbone*
*kuvvers wif teh CHRG (wdoi)*
*raps wif dukky tayp sew iz nise and sekur*
*raps Ambercat up wif a floofee blankee*
*handz Ambercat a fresh cuppa her speshal hot choccy - it haz heeling propertees!*
Dere. All bedder now? Ai’l kum bak and chek on yew lader!
*puts in a fanks for teh CCCers adn sqwirrols whu helped him wen he splorted last, adn puts in a general fanks for awl CCCers inkluding TiannaBannana, gibing dem chokklit martoonies adn ober prezzies, coz iz hard wurk dribing dowz CCC truks adn getting dem brayns bak in*
So sorriez. Newbie heer. CCC?? CHRG?? Kthnxbai!
CHRG - abbr. Chicken Headed Rubber Glove (see abatar)
1. Prevents SPLORTS when applied/installed properly (w/duck tape).
Ahhh!!! I better getz me a box o doze– dere iz so mush kewtness goin on raouns heer! Now, wut abaot teh CCCers?? –Muchos Tankews!
It izz awfullee coot leetul floofy bunneh. Wit dem leetul bunneh earz, an dem leetul leggs. An luk at dem coot whiskurz!
Yew sound liek yur in sum seryus danjer of de splort. Put on your CHRG wif xtra ducky tape and B kerfull!
mixy, mixy, poorz in glaz…gievs jinnantonik tew Annipuss wif pat on back wif floofy pawz. wood u liek sum choklit chip possum tales 4 teh dessert?
Ennifing chokklit iz gud!
mai foutz exactimentally!
Itz Hawpalong Rabbity!
Waskally Wabbity!
Bun Bun Butt Bounce
Izz knew ICHC danz
yew kin dew da bun bun butt bounce!
yes u can dew da bun bun butt bounce!
juss giv it a flounce
den a liddle pouce
and a grate big bounce!
Yew cin dew da bun bun butt bounce
Yes u can dow da bun bun butt bounce!
…
Hoppee bunneh onna trampoleen gonna end upp lawnched intu spayze!
One, tew, free, four…I declare a butt bounce war…and GO!
Bounce…………………bounce
Bounce…………bounce
Bounce…..bounce
Bounce bounce WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Bownse………bownse
Bownse………bownse
Bownse………bownse
Bownsebownse aaaiiiIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE! Again! Again!!
Der wunnerful thyng abowt tigger-bunnehs…..
duz beegist butt win? Iffin sew, wach owt beeeeelowwwww!!!
Bounce…..boinggggg……
Bounce……………..boinnnnggggg……..
Bounce…………………boinggggggg……….
Fwap, rrrripppppp, owchies!!!!!!!
aifinkso wii shud hav sum YNGs standin by wif de peeple catchin fing, jus in cayse!
Tu laet fur YNG……ken Aye hab ah p’lo ? Mah bun-bunz iz hurtin. Mite bii tew old fur trampoleanin, Aye finkso.
Attenshun, attenshun dis iz teh UFO spottin govenment agencee.
Wii haz spotte free, eye repeet, free uneyedenteefyed flyin objects
inna skye. Dey luk luke leetul bunnehs. Wii iz immediatelee sendin upp
airforce menz tu check owt whut dey iz.
Dis iz not a drill. Eye repeet, dis iz not a drill.
An yez ladeez, dem air force flyin guyz iz in uneeform.
Iffs dere waz firemans inna planes too,
LCB wud b heer inna slit second.
Bownse……bownse
Bownse……….bownse
bownse bownse bownse Yippeeeeeeee! Catch meh, u hansum air force flyin guyz!
Bownse…..bownse
Bownse…….bownse
Bownse……..bownse
Pant, pant, pant….oh noes, ai iz out ub bref…Kweekly, sum un cal de hansum parime–parymed–EMT menz!
unidentifyed floofy objeck.
witle bunnie wil b sik if he not get off trampolin soon
Haow did teeny bunnee get on trampoline in da firs plaes? Did sumwun put (pleas not toss!) him on ere ta maek him looz hiz balans?
OH NOES! Ambercat down:
runs gets steam cleaner, seepies upz deh braynez, steems dem reel gud, putz bak in deh hed..pat,pat,pat, putz bak hed bonies wif ducky tapez, tapey, tapey, tapey. Putz on baffing cap wif purty fluers, putz on Charger, raps n floofy cheezland blankie. Gievs hawt choklit & biscotti…whew! U beez awl betteh naow.
Gotta go an nom mai dinner. BRB!
n joy ur nom, anni. seez u later gater